I'm a VC,
BTW, there's a reason why it rhymes with money
Always looking to buy a big piece of a small company
I know what you're thinking... what about liquidity?
Well if you can't take it, maybe you should go back to bed
mmmmmm that's what she said
Finding the deals that make the bankers beg
Just realized it's been weeks since I've had an egg
Keep waking up spooning my Blackberry
You know it's not a good sign what an email makes you horny (what?)
But whatez, at least I'm not stuck structuring a muni
Everybody knows buy side is the place to be
Remember to stay tuned for stories of a young VC
Alrights that's enough, back to that spreadsheet for the Series B
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