Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Wednesday Morning

Buzz is told at 8:05am on wednesday morning he has to make a "power point" presentaion for the following day.
Buzz send presentation to boss at 11:45 pm on Tuesday night.
Presentation is at 10:00am Wednesday morning.
Boss replys to email at 12:10am telling Buzz to come in "early" so we can go over it together.
Buzz arrives at 7:15am Wednesday morning. Ready to work. Bold Venti in hand.
Buzz arrives before boss
Buzz waits.
Fast forward to 9:00 am.
Boss arrives in a Heap.
Boss calls Buzz over to desk and opens the presentaion (for the first time).
Boss starts going through presentation. Likes what he sees.
Boss gets to the section of the charts.
Looks at first chart and pauses. Doesn’t know if he likes what he sees.
Repeats this look for the second chart.
Boss gets to the third chart.
Boss speaks with authority and vigor "TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE THE WAY THIS GRAPH LOOKS? DOES THIS GRAPH LOOK GOOD TO YOU? ARE YOU PROUD OF THIS GRAPH?"
Buzz "I can clean them up, I will get on it"
Boss "Alright you have 20 minutes before we have to get them printed"
Buzz "ok"
9:30 am Buzz sends presentaion with cleaned up graphs.
Buzz calls and asks if Boss got presentaion.
Boss reply's "yes" hangs up
9:45 am Buzz puts jacket on, ready to go to meeting.
9:50 Buzz asks which meeting room meeting is in.
Boss "You don't need to come"
10:15am Buzz is mad. Going to smoke and get a Grande Bold

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